What happen? Idk...

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Your mom

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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