George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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no.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Male leadership.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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