Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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