- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

who do we all like george goodburn

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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