- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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