An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Womens rights

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Wright flyer

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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