- Anti Joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

my wife out of the kitchen

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.