- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man penetrates another man.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

women's rights

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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