- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

my wife out of the kitchen

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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