- Anti Joke

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.