- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Kevin and Ramin

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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