- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

my mind's eye?

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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