- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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