- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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