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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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