Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

my wife out of the kitchen

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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