- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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