- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A storm be brewin!

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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