- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Cancer.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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