What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's two plus two? Window

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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