- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

I? Everett

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Daniel is a fag

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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