What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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hello anomonous

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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