- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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