- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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