If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Anti Joke

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