- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

roses are red violets should be purple

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Women's rights

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Anti Joke

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