why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Guest what? Dog

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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