- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

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