- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??