Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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