- Anti Joke

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.