What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Neither have I

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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