A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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