- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Cancer.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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