Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Democracy.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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