Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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School

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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America

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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This is an anti-joke.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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