- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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