I just drank a cola.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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sfdg

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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knock knock come in!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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