Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Anti Joke

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