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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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