- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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