- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

you will like this because i am black.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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