Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Women can vote? wtf

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Dont read this joke

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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