You sick fiend

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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