- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Neil Lewis

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

^ That's not even funny ^

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Male leadership.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Boob

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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