- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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