- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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