Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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