- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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