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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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