- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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