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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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