What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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