- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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