why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Who is John Galt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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