- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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