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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

There was once a man who lived in a box.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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