- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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