A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

You know what's funny? Rape

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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