- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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