Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How old is victor? Half past dead

i like turtles

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

The EPA.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

I'm gay.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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