What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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