- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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