1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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