- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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