- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

This is a joke.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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