- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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