what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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