- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Justin's life

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

womens rights

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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