What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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your mum

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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