- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

guess what what that wasnt it

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A man penetrates another man.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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