What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

antonio has a penis head.lol

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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