why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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This isn't funny.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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