- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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