- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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