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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

roses are red violets are blue they really are

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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