What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

everybody loves raymond

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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