Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Dislike this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

jibby jobby

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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