what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why didn't he finish his

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Life

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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