Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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