- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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