- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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