- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A black student graduated High School

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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