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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Kys

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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