Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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