- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

im watching you..

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Then none of us want to be right.

read me write me

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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