What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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