- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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