- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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