Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Because she has down's syndrome

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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