- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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