Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Immigration Laws

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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what do you call a black guy african american

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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