- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Homosexualism is so gay man

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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