- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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