What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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