- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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