A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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everybody loves raymond

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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