What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Your girlfriend.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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