- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??