A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Sloths

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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