- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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