Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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