Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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jibby jobby

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Your Mom The End.

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