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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

You bumder!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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