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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

I? Everett

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I