- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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