I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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