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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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im saul and i love cock

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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