- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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