- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

White men's rights

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

9/11

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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