Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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