High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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-knock knock! -doors open

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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