- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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