Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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White men's rights

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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9/11

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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