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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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